Archive by Author

Beat the crap out of your meat with these brass knuckles

Bam! Pow! OOF! Your meat will be beaten to smithereens with this set of brass knuckles. Tender? You bet! Flattened? Like a tortilla. It’ll be a West Side Story on your countertop. Related articles Knuckle Meat Pounder (uncrate.com) Trend Alert: Knuckle Clutches (delialicious.wordpress.com) See larger image Dci Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer (Kitchen) List Price: $19.99 [...]

The Croswell Red Phone for Retro Rings

There was a time when we’d hang out by the toaster oven, twisting the cord of a phone that hung on the kitchen wall. We’d stick our fingers in holes an slide the dial as we mimicked Lily Tomlin’s “one ringy dingy, two ringy dingy’s, …” This phone can bring you back to those days. [...]

Marmite – the Devil’s Goo

See larger image Marmite 125g (Misc.) New From: $4.10 In Stock Have you ever tasted hell? You know, that fire pit of regret? Maybe you didn’t grow up in a country with a queen. And I’m not talking about the sassy ones with mustaches. Marmite is 100% devil spawn. It’s a yeasty jam that parents [...]

You don’t have to be Fat, Sick, or Nearly Dead to use these juicers

Diet fads come and go. Remember the Beverly Hills Diet, the peanut butter and beet diet, the cabbage soup diet, or Atkins? We’ve done some crazy things to lose weight over the years. Juice fasting is the latest trend in losing weight. But this is more than dropping pounds, it’s more like a nutritional holiday [...]

Winter Squash Tea Pot

Our food choices change as the days get shorter and the mercury starts to drop. Summer vegetables are replaced with winter vegetables, including squash. Butternut squash soup and roasted acorn squash may be on the menu for a rainy night. But this charming squash tea pot will certainly make the night warmer. Tetsubin Tea Pot [...]

J.A. Henckels Mezzaluna Makes Mincing Magic

There are lots of methods for cutting up herbs and nuts. You could grab one of those slap-chopping-mushing devices that feature a cup with blades that slam down when you hit the lid. You could pull out your food processor. You could use a good old knife and chopping board. Or you could do it [...]