I worked at McDonalds like every other pimply teenager. At night we were supposed to clean the coffee pots. I say supposed to because like every other pimply teenager we liked to cut corners on things like cleanliness. Don’t even get me started on the 50 gallon iced tea thing… *shudder*. When we did get [...]
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I’ve been wracking my poor little brain trying to figure out who created this beast. First, who could possibly hate fudge? Second, why would you tell people you hate fudge while keeping your beer cold at the monster truck race.
This big mouth bass will keep your soda cold while you ply the mighty rivers. He’ll even do the same for the beer you take to the weekend softball game with the boys. Don’t forget his buddy the trout See larger image Bass Can Cooler Holder () New From: $2.95 In Stock
There’s nothing worse than having a party where people take their dear sweet time getting completely wasted. Speed up the process with the Bongzilla beer bong. The bikini clad woman is not included. Simply pour a dozen cans of your cheapest beer in the top, get 6 friends to stand around the pole, and then [...]
Champagne is THE drink for celebrations. There’s no better way to start the awards than uncorking the bubbly with a swift slice with this Italian made champagne saber. The saber makes it pretty easy to uncork. But you’ll want to practice before the big event. Pretty soon you’ll be sabering your champagne with the best [...]
Too much wine can lead to serious monkey business. So start the drunken night off early with this sock monkey wine cozy. Inspired by a truly timeless and beloved icon, this adorable wine caddy’s cheeky sock-monkey design places it right at home at any uproarious dinner party, picnic, backyard barbecue, or other casual soiree. The [...]