Archive for 'Gifts'

Put your money in cheese puffs

Bacon is so 2005! Cheese puffs are what the cool kids are wearing this year. If orange crumbs on the front of your t shirt counts as “wearing”. This wallet is only slightly less tasty than the original cheese puff. It’s made out of thin, tear-proof plastic for long lasting quality. Best of all… no [...]

Spot’s drinking out of the toilet again

Everyone knows a dog’s best friend is a toilet with the seat up. Their second best friend is your face after drinking out of said toilet. This toilet shaped water bowl keeps your dog or cat hydrated while keeping the pee to face ratio at the minimum. See larger image CSB Dog Toilet Bowl (Misc.) [...]

Pop o’ Pop me some Popcorn

You’ll need a lot of popcorn to create your vintage Christmas tree garlands. Luckily this Waring Popcorn maker can whip them up in no time. This ain’t your grannie’s popcorn maker. It uses a halogen heater and the built in mixer arm will make sure you pop every last kernel. See larger image Waring Pro [...]

Shiny Happy Monkeys Tortured by Bananas

There’s something sadistic about this banana holder. Think of the poor monkey that has to hold up the juicy, tasty bananas with his tail while they sit just beyond his reach. Like the Chinese bound feet, this may look pretty but think of the highly polished aluminum agony. Here’s how a monkey should be snacking [...]

Show off your banana hammock in the kitchen

Do you like to show off your banana hammock to friends and family that visit your kitchen? You will with this Hawaiian themed fruit holder. These little palm trees will keep your fruit fresh and within easy reach. Before you know it, your guests will be reaching out to grab your fruit for a quick [...]

The ultimate bread machine by Zojirushi

To borrow a phrase from Oldsmobile, the Zojirushi Home Bakery Supreme Breadmaker is not your father’s bread machine. This thing is like P Diddy, it’s got a devoted possy of bread loving moms. This bread machine has features you won’t find in lesser bread machines. You can even use it to make meatloaf and strawberry [...]