Archive for 'Kitsch'

Give your honey a heart shaped treat

Thump, thump. What’s that sound? Could it be a cherry jello mold? What could possibly be more romantic? This “mold is perfect for lovebirds, med school students, and aspiring cannibals.” Related articles Valentine’s Day Suggestions for the Sick (andshelaughs.wordpress.com) 3 Conversation Heart Treats (bedifferentactnormal.com) See larger image Heart Gelatin Mold () New From: $4.59 In [...]

Put your money in cheese puffs

Bacon is so 2005! Cheese puffs are what the cool kids are wearing this year. If orange crumbs on the front of your t shirt counts as “wearing”. This wallet is only slightly less tasty than the original cheese puff. It’s made out of thin, tear-proof plastic for long lasting quality. Best of all… no [...]

Spot’s drinking out of the toilet again

Everyone knows a dog’s best friend is a toilet with the seat up. Their second best friend is your face after drinking out of said toilet. This toilet shaped water bowl keeps your dog or cat hydrated while keeping the pee to face ratio at the minimum. See larger image CSB Dog Toilet Bowl (Misc.) [...]

Shiny Happy Monkeys Tortured by Bananas

There’s something sadistic about this banana holder. Think of the poor monkey that has to hold up the juicy, tasty bananas with his tail while they sit just beyond his reach. Like the Chinese bound feet, this may look pretty but think of the highly polished aluminum agony. Here’s how a monkey should be snacking [...]

Beat the crap out of your meat with these brass knuckles

Bam! Pow! OOF! Your meat will be beaten to smithereens with this set of brass knuckles. Tender? You bet! Flattened? Like a tortilla. It’ll be a West Side Story on your countertop. Related articles Knuckle Meat Pounder (uncrate.com) Trend Alert: Knuckle Clutches (delialicious.wordpress.com) See larger image DCI Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer (Kitchen) List Price: $19.99 [...]

The Croswell Red Phone for Retro Rings

There was a time when we’d hang out by the toaster oven, twisting the cord of a phone that hung on the kitchen wall. We’d stick our fingers in holes an slide the dial as we mimicked Lily Tomlin’s “one ringy dingy, two ringy dingy’s, …” This phone can bring you back to those days. [...]