It Ain’t Easy Being Red
If you think your life is difficult, imagine being this poor red guy:
During the day, he’s holding up your knives

He can’t even lay down for a nap without more knives coming his way

Dead Red at the Office
At work, he’s got a pen stuck in his gut

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