Marmite – the Devil’s Goo
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Have you ever tasted hell? You know, that fire pit of regret?
Maybe you didn’t grow up in a country with a queen. And I’m not talking about the sassy ones with mustaches.
Marmite is 100% devil spawn. It’s a yeasty jam that parents force feed their children because it’s the only form of torture allowed in the Geneva Accord.
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