Stupid coffee mugs for an awkward office break

Let’s go rapid-fire through some coffee mugs that could draw stares and potentially a trip to the H.R. department. Perhaps you should leave these at home.

Firemen are apparently very lucky:

Firemen Always Get Their Pussy Novelty Coffee Mug

This mug will remind you to stick with caffeine and leave the crystal meth to the experts:

Face Of Meth Novelty Coffee Mug

Keep it classy Bubba:
Bring Back Blow Jobs Novelty Coffee Mug

I think I’ve seen this once or twice while traveling. I just never thought of drinking out of one; especially when filled with hot brown liquid.

Toilet Mug

Don’t make sweet ol’ Bessie bitch slap you!

Don't Make Me Bitch-Slap You - 14-oz Humorous Coffee Mug

This dirty mug is just gross, yet tempting at the same time.

Dirty Mug

This one is so trite that it is funny.
Duck coffee mug

Grab this cup with the office Chatty Cathy is nearby.

How About a Nice Cup of Shut the F*ck Up? Coffee Mug

Mario was known for doing just about anything that moved.

Mario says I'd hit that coffee mug

The office gift that keeps on giving:

World's worst boss coffee mug

It’s people!

Soylent Green Coffee Mug

Now I need to decide which one to buy first. I’m leaning towards the dirty mug.

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